- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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