- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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