How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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