- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??