- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

think twice or at least think

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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