- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

fish fishy caoimhin

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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