- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Lil Wayne

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Replacement Referees

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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