- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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