- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

knock knock who's there ?

Alchohol.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Your sex life.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Elizabeth Warren

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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