What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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