- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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