How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Knock Knock! Come in..

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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