Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

21

Whats 2+1? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...