Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What happen? Idk...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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