A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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