A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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hashtags suck balls

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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where's mom I killed her

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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