- Anti Joke

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Justin Bieber

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What's 9+10? 19.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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