- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

dat shoe shine tho

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do I hate? people

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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