Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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