What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

why is my phone broken i dropped it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Fart

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What is more worse than death? Death

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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