Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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sorry got to poo

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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