- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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