Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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