- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happened to your hamster? It died.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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