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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Punching a baby

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Vagina.

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