- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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