Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

steven hawking walks into a bar

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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