- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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