a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Man U

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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