What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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