- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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