whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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what's black and can't swim?

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leon harney ya pikey

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

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