A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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hi bye

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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