What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Refrigerator

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Internet Explorer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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