- Anti Joke

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Your Mom

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

elen degeneres is straight....

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.