Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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jibby jobby

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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