- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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