How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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