Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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copy me and i will kill you

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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