Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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