A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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YOU

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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