Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

You're tall.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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