What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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