What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's circular and round A circle

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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