What happened to Liam? He Died.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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