What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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