Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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kcuf read it backwards

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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