- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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