so the weather's nice...

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

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