- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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