How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

The jets are a good team..

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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