- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what is orange? an orange

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Replacement Referees

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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